QDB

I warn you, some of the stuff on the site is pretty obscene, but some of them are hillarious.

#99835 +(2250)- [X]

Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
lava?

Some of my favorites:

#72 +(1638)- [X]

The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, “OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!”
wtf are donut seeds

#85403

You know, I think there’s a point in your life when you realize that life’s just not worth it anymore. When you’re giving more than you’re taking, and there’s just no joy left in life.
Curufin; that’s what ice cream is for
I’m lactose intolerant.

#37084

*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it forms ‘THEIRS’.)

#5273

hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally lost. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

#13213
#40498
#4281
#25464
#9322
#9322
#6460
#77904
#7936